hi im sharpie and i'm a celestarian pansexual genderfluid agender feminine androgynous demitranssexualqueer marijuanakin, i hate myself because i am white and that is a sin because i'm privileged and that automatically makes me an oppressor. i have type z diabetes and am morbidly obese but that's ok because i love my body. i have empathy problems so it's okay if i say bitchy things to you because i can't help it. i have 33 therapists and they all love me so screw you if you disagree with me. i'm legally disabled so i am special and if you say anything that mildly goes against my very correct liberal sjw opinion i will come to your house and murder you. i am a rape victim so please do not say anything mean to me. i identify as ageless and i fetishize babies because that is ok. im also polyamorous so i have 68 partners. my pronouns are weed, wer, whim, and wah. do not call me a she even though i am feminine and refer to myself as she because that triggers my vietnam war flashbacks. also dont call me they cause im not a they. i love penis goodbye